This is to formally announce that I have started accepting Deepavali gifts in CASH, CHEQUES GIFTS,CHOCS etc. (no flowers plz). Avoid holiday rush, send now!

If the relation is true..People try to affect that relation.!But if the relation is fake..No one will try to affect that relation.!Strange but true thought.

Pta h sabse pyara rishta kiska hota h.. Do ankho ka. Jo ek sath jhapkti h, ghumti h, dekhti h roti h lekin phir bhi vo dono kabhi ek dusre ko dekh nhi skti.

Is duniya mein 3 tarah ke log hi khusnasib hote hain,1) wo jinhe sachha pyaar milta hai,2) jinhe achha yaar milta hai aur3) jinhe mera sms bar bar milta hai

Jatt pandit dikuri nal viahkarwaon gaya,pandit: meri kuri uss naal viah karwaegee jis da lun 10 inch howega.Jatt :koi gal nahin main 4 inch katwa dewanga...

Bina kahe jo sab kuch keh jate hai,Bina kasur jo sab kuch seh jate hai,Dur reh kar bhi jo apna farz nibhate hai,Wo hi rishte To"APNE" Kehlate Hai..

Whenever i needed to talkYou were there besides meWhenever i needed to laughYou were there to put the smile on my faceYou make a great sister really!!!!!!!!!

God ne aapko BHEJA to BHEJA,lekin BHEJA to aisa BHEJA ki BHEJA mei BHEJA hi nahi BHEJA...ye kisi ne mujhe BHEJA isliye maine apko BHEJA.Ho gya na khrab BHEJA

Hasino ne hasin bankar gunah kiya,auro ko to kya humko bhi tabah kiya,pesh kiya jab gazlon mein hamne unki BEWAFAI ko,auro ne to kya unhone bhi WAH-WAH kiya.

Hamne jo banaye rishte kaise kaise ho gaye, kabhi apke dost the, ab aise vaise ho gaye, agar abhi aapne sms na bheje, Samjhenge dost se pyare paise ho gaye..

It was a hot summer night. Slowly I spread her legs and my hand was trying to find it"s way to her nipple... I was so excited! I never milked a cow before...

This is to formally announce that I have started accepting Deepavali gifts in CASH, CHEQUES & CHOCOLATES etc. (no flowers plz). Avoid holiday rush, send now!

Ache riste k liye kisi vade ya shart ki jarurat nahi hoti hai iske liye sirf do ache insano ki jarurat hoti hai. 1 meri tarah sweet or 1 ap ki tarah so sweet.

AAPKE LIYE THA JO DIL MEIN PYAR. AB TAK KISI KO NAZAR NA AAYA. AAJ NIKLA DIL SE BAHAR. TO LOG BOLE "BHUCHAL-AAYA" "BHUCHAL-AAYA" i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i

Har kisi ko dost banaya nahi jata, ye vo rishta hai jo ajmaya nahin jata, hath to mil jata hai aksar ajnabiyon se bhi, magar dil har kisi se milaya nahi jata!