2 friends, “see” & “saw”: 1 day “see” saw sea & “saw” didnt see sea. “See” saw sea and jumped in sea. “Saw” didnt see sea but jumped in sea. “See” saw “saw” in sea & “saw” saw “see” in sea. “See”...

Mr. See owned a saw.and Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.Now See"s saw sawed Soar"s seesaw Before Soar saw See,Which made Soar sore.Had Soar seen See"s saw Before See sawed Soar"s seesaw,See"s saw would not have sawed Soar"s seesaw.So See"s saw sawed Soar"s seesaw.But it was sad to see Soar so soreJust because See"s saw sawed Soar"s seesaw

Two BootBlacksThere were two bootblacks,a white bootblack and a black bootblackand they were both busy blacking boots.The white bootblack told the black bootblackto blacken the white bootblack`s boots black.The black bootblack was taken abackand blackened the white bootblack`s face black.The white bootblack blackened the black bootblack`s face black too.

Ned Nott was shotand Sam Shott was not.So it is better to be Shottthan Nott.Some say Nottwas not shot.But Shott sayshe shot Nott.Either the shot Shott shot at Nottwas not shot,orNott was shot.If the shot Shott shot shot Nott,Nott was shot.But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott,then Shott was shot,not Nott.However,the shot Shott shot shot not Shott --but Nott.

Ned Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not.So it is better to be Shott than Nott.Some say Nott was not shot.But Shott says he shot Nott.Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot,Or Nott was shot.If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot.But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott,Then Shott was shot, not Nott.However, the shot Shott shot shot not Shott, but Nott

A tree toad loved a she-toadWho lived up in a tree.He was a two-toed tree toadBut a three-toed toad was she.The two-toed tree toad tried to winThe three-toed she-toad"s heart,For the two-toed tree toad loved the groundThat the three-toed tree toad trod.But the two-toed tree toad tried in vain.He couldn"t please her whim.From her tree toad bowerWith her three-toed powerThe she-toad vetoed him.

If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctorsthe doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoringdoctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctorsdoctors?"When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor"s the doctor. Doesthe doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own wayor does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in thedoctor"s way"

Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside. Mr Inside stood outside and called to MrOutside inside. Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to come inside. Mr Inside said "NO", and told Mr Outside to come outside. MrOutside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside about going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr Outside coaxed Mr Inside to come inside, then both Mr Outside and Mr Inside went outside to the riverside.