Lo Bhai Dosto T-shirts Nu Karo Maaf; Geyser Nu Kar Lo Saaf Rajayia Nu Chara Lo Glaaf; Jacketan Te Kotiyan Wali Kholo Paand; Mere Walo Sareya Nu Happy Thand

A lady was sitting alongside a grave A passerby asked her Don t you have any fear? Lady: Why? What s to fear off? It was pretty hot inside So I came out Happy Sizzling Summers

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Twice on the lips; Twice on the cheeks; Twice on the forehead; And twice on the eye lids; na na na - Not kiss but Cold cream apply it everyday to keep your skin soft smooth and moist as the winter has set in Happy Winters

All local trains in Mumbai are running late today not on account of heavy rains but because of an overweight girl called Varsha Just heard an announcement in Hindi saying Bhaari VARSHA Ke Karan Sabhi Gadiyan Deri Se Chal Rahi Hain