Traffic cop: Didn t you see the 30 m p h Sign? Blond: No officer I was going too fast to see it

I told my blonde girlfriend I was going skeet shooting She said she didn t know how to cook them

Did you hear about the blonde who decided to bake a birthday cake? The candles melted in the oven

Q:Why did the blonde tiptop past the medicine cabinet? A: She didn t want to wake the sleeping pills

Did you hear about the blonde who got locked in the bathroom? She was in there so long she peed her pants

Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on he

Blonde: I get a terrible pain in my eye whenever I drink a cup of coffee Doctor: Try taking the spoon out

Cashier: Strip down facing me The blonde quickly stripped down Cashier: Ma m Not you but your Credit Card?

Q: What did the blonde driver say when she ran out of gas? A: Will it hurt the car if I drive with an empty tank?

Why did the blonde go outside with her purse open? She had heard there was going to be some change in the weathe

Q:Why did the blonde go outside with her purse open? A:She had heard there was going to be some change in the weathe

Why was the blonde looking for the reverse button on her computer? She d been told to back up at the end of every week

The husband came home and caught his blonde wife reading his diary She angrily shouted Who the f**k are April May and June?

Mum said the son to his ageing blonde mother When you go do you want to be buried or cremated? I don t mind replied the mother Surprise me

Traffic Cop: Why did you not use the INDICATOR before turning? Blonde: Why should I use Indicator? Where I am going is none of your business