A man finds his blonde wife propping up their washing machine on one side with two bricks Man: What are you doing? Wife: Washing at 30 degrees

What did a blonde do when she read a notice in the public conveniences saying Don t put anything down the toilet but toilet paper? She sat on the floo

A blonde went to cash a cheque that she got from her husband The bank cashier asked her to endorse it So she wrote on the back My husband is a wonderful person

Police Officer: Didn t you see that you broke the speed limit? Blonde: I am sorry Officer; but I can fix it for you Police Officer: How can it be fixed? Blonde: That s what I was going to ask you

Blonde to her friend They say - get your Christmas shopping done early to avoid the rush but this year I did mine a whole 12 months early to avoid the rush and the shops were as busy as ever Merry Xmas

A blonde is out walking along a river one day when she sees another blonde on the opposite bank She shouts Woohoo how do I get to the other side? The second blonde looks up and down the river and replies You are on the other side

In a divorce court a woman requested the judge Your honour I want to divorce my husband But why? asked the judge She replied Because he is not faithful to me The judge asked How do you know ? She replied My lord not a single child resembles him

The executive was interviewing a young blonde for a position in his company He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked If you could have a conversation with someone living or dead who would it be? The blonde quickly responded The living one