Whenever you feel depressed in your life just close your eyes and think about that director who has to say nice shot to Tusshar Kapoo

Why is Aamir doing more than 1 film every year instead of 1 every few years? Bcoz he has learnt that a happy wife needs a lot of money

The only scenario left in Salman Khan s Hit and Run Case is where the victim will come and say - Forget it actually I committed suicide

Irony of life: Priyanka Chopra earned more money acting as Mary Kom than Mary Kom earned in her entire career by actually being herself

What is common between all 3 Royal Stag brand ambassadors: Harbhajan Singh Saif Ali Khan Shah Rukh Khan - all of them are slapgate heroes

Sunny Leone s lingerie auction comes with a catch With every bra/panty of Sunny you will have to buy a Kachha (underwear) of Mahesh Bhatt

Breaking News: Sanjay Dutt to develop a residential area in Mumbai after completing his sentence It is prosped to be named as Parole Bagh

Sanjay Dutt conviction: Now that a star campaigner in Sanjay Dutt won t be available for Cong they will have to bank on Mahesh Bhatt types

There should be a prequel of Chennai Express - about how SRK managed to book his ticket on ICRTC site It shall be a great drama and tragedy

Bank Official: We ready to give you personal loan without interest Alia Bhatt: If you simply have no interest I don t need your bloody loan

AryaBhatt great mathematician and astronomer revealed the secret of Eclipse AliaBhatt: Eclipse what Eclispe? Nonsense Sabke 2 Lips Hote Hein

RAANJHANA movie s message: Whosoever loves the girl by the name of Zoya shall die a terrible death Example: JANNAT ISHQZADE and now RAANJHANA

India Box Office Collections: Dhoom 3 - 260 Crore Krrish 3 - 245 Crore Chennai Express - 208 Crore Kick - 183 Crore Suzzane s Kick - 400 Crore

People used to tear the posters of movies starring Shahid Kapoor So the producer very smartly named his latest movie Phatta Poster Nikla Hero

After the success of Chak De India made on Women s Hockey team Shah Rukh to feature in a sequel to be named Bas Kar India on Men s Hockey team