iPhone is the Salman Khan of the mobile world Expensive Just one design Same performance No change or enhancement And only cosmetic changes A lot of blind fan following

`X` married `Z` who was twice his age left her started dating `Y` who was half her age What`s the age of `X`? Student: I don`t know the calculations but X is surely Saif Ali Khan

Who unwittingly portrayed as the 1st gay in Bollywood? Manoj Kumar - He sang the song: `Bas yehi apradh main har baar karta hu Aadmi hu aadmi se pyar karta hu ` in the movie Pehchan

Saif married the heroines who starred in Chameli ki Shaadi (Amrita Singh) and Chameli (Kareena) He must be praying for another movie with the name Chameli in it after around 10-15 years

Filmy welcome to Baby Girl born to Twinkle and Akshay Kumar: Heyy Babyy Though it s Housefull but Welcome to Family of Joker OMG Oh My God Meri Biwi Ka Jawaab Nahin Thank You Khiladi

Nurse: Congrats you have been blessed with 3 kids Pathan: It had to happen considering the movies I watched Dhoom 3 Golmaal 3 Murder 3 and Krrish 3 Nurse: Thank God you didn t see Delhi 6

Gabbar: Ye Haath Mujhe de de Thakur Thakur: Le le mere haath lele Basanti ke bhi le le Jai aur Veeru ke bhi lele Ramu Kaka ke bhi le le Octopus ban ja Kutte Gabbar: Sorry yaar tu to emotional ho geya

In 2011 the government tried its best to show that it was serious in fighting corruption But as far as transparency and disclosure of assets to the public is concerned it was Vidya Balan who stole the show

Sanjay Dutt Ko 14 Days Ki Chutti Ki Khabar Sunte Hi Aankho Mein Aansu Liye Meri Maa Ne Mujhse Kaha Dekh Beta Jail Mein Bhi Logo Ko Chutti Mil Jati Hai Pata Nahi Tu Kaunsi Company Mein Kaam Karta Hai?

In Cricket Mumbai (Indians) beat Chennai (Super Kings) convincingly to lift IPL 6 Trophy But in Bollywood Chennai (Express) derails (Once Upon A Time In) Mumbai (Dobara) by forcing them to change the release date

Dhoom 3 tickets are priced 8377; 900/- at Imax theatres Price breakup: 8377; 400 Aamir + 8377; 300 Katrina + 8377; 150 Aamir s Bike + 8377; 30 Aamir s Hat + 8377; 13 Music + 8377; 5 Abhishek + 8377; 2 Uday Chopra

I Love you Himesh Reshamiya Forward this to 10 people and you ll get 1 ticket of his new film If you ignore you ll get 10 tickets If you delete you ll get 20 tickets and an evening to spend with him Sorry couldn t take the risk

Two prisoners were waiting to be executed Any last requests? asked the jailer Yes replied one of the prisoners I love music; so before I die could you play me something by Himesh Reshammiya And the second prisoner said Please kill me first

When Steve Jobs died news channels ran snippets on his life all day; When Shammi Kapoor died we were bombarded with clips from his old movies; When Jagjit Singh died we could hear nothing but his old ghazals; Let s pray for Sunny Leone s long life lest

Aishwarya Rai updates her status - Feeling Safe Homeless men in Bandra update their status - Feeling Safe Vivek Oberoi updates his status - Feeling Safe Black buck in Rajasthan updates his status - Feeling Safe Ranbir Kapoor updates his status - Time to get married - Feeling Safe