Doctor to Santa: You will die within 2 hours Do you want to see any one before you die? Santa : Yes A good docto
Doctor to Santa: You will die within 2 hours Do you want to see any one before you die? Santa : Yes A good docto
Doctors after sugery; and students after exams have the same words to say: Kuch Keh Nahi Sakte Bass Dua Karen
Doctor: So you swallowed a clock two months ago why didn t you come to me sooner? Patient: I didn t want to alarm you
Doctor to patient Your case will enrich medical sciences Patient: Oh dear And I thought I ll just have to pay Rs 10000
Doctor: Have you ever fallen asleep while driving? Santa: Not that I remember but I have woken up driving several times
Patient: Doctor I m having trouble with my breathing Doctor: I ll give you something that will soon put a stop to that
Santa: I am unable to sleep Doctor: Try a cosy bed a dim light and light music Santa: How is this all possible in office?
Patient to Psychiatrist What is the difference between dream and reality? Patient: The same between a girlfriend and a wife
Doctors after operation and students after exam both tell the same answer; We tried our best; Can t say anything right now
Have you noticed that people who have irritating coughs never go to the doctor s they go to the theater the cinema the concert
The doctor put a stethoscope to the patient s chest The patient said Doctor how do I stand? The doctor replied That s what puzzles me
Santa: Every time I have a cup of tea I get a sharp pain in my right eye What should I do Doctor? Doctor: Take the spoon out of your cup
A man to doctor Is there any medicine for long life? Doctor: Get married Man: Will it help ? Doctor: No but it will avoid such thoughts
Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health Your pulse is as regular as clockwork Patient: That s because you ve got your hand on my watch
A doctor got a call from a woman My husband just swallowed the aspirins what shall I do? The doctor replied Give him a headache what else?