Doctor to Santa: You will die within 2 hours Do you want to see any one before you die? Santa : Yes A good docto

Doctors after sugery; and students after exams have the same words to say: Kuch Keh Nahi Sakte Bass Dua Karen

Doctor: So you swallowed a clock two months ago why didn t you come to me sooner? Patient: I didn t want to alarm you

Doctor to patient Your case will enrich medical sciences Patient: Oh dear And I thought I ll just have to pay Rs 10000

Doctor: Have you ever fallen asleep while driving? Santa: Not that I remember but I have woken up driving several times

Patient: Doctor I m having trouble with my breathing Doctor: I ll give you something that will soon put a stop to that

Santa: I am unable to sleep Doctor: Try a cosy bed a dim light and light music Santa: How is this all possible in office?

Patient to Psychiatrist What is the difference between dream and reality? Patient: The same between a girlfriend and a wife

Doctors after operation and students after exam both tell the same answer; We tried our best; Can t say anything right now

Have you noticed that people who have irritating coughs never go to the doctor s they go to the theater the cinema the concert

The doctor put a stethoscope to the patient s chest The patient said Doctor how do I stand? The doctor replied That s what puzzles me

Santa: Every time I have a cup of tea I get a sharp pain in my right eye What should I do Doctor? Doctor: Take the spoon out of your cup

A man to doctor Is there any medicine for long life? Doctor: Get married Man: Will it help ? Doctor: No but it will avoid such thoughts

Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health Your pulse is as regular as clockwork Patient: That s because you ve got your hand on my watch

A doctor got a call from a woman My husband just swallowed the aspirins what shall I do? The doctor replied Give him a headache what else?