If it comes from a plant eat it; If it is made in Plant don t

I wish there was a way to donate fat like you can donate blood

Diet Tip: Your pants will never get too tight if you don t wear any

Exercise Exercis Exerci Exerc Exer Exe Ex Extra Extra Fr Extra Fries

I named my dog 5 miles so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day

I wish weight was like virginity once you loose it you can t get it back

Whoever snuck the letter s in Fast Food must have been a very clever person

If God meant us to touch our toes He would have put them higher up our body

My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch It s called lunch

People don t want to hear about your diet Just shut up eat your salad and be sad

I ve reached an age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me

I really think that tossing and turning at night should be considered as exercise

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday lying in the hospital dying of nothing

My heart says bacon and beer but my jeans say for the love of God dude - eat a f***ing salad

Age is only a number Weight is only a number These numbers are really starting to p*ss me off