Biwiyaaati hai HEER ki tarah.Lagti hai KHEER ki tarah.Phir chubhti hain TEER ki tarah.Aur aakhir mein HalaatKar deti hai FAKEER kitarah...

Kya aapko zindagi ke baad v line maarni he?then"DONATE UR EYE"Ek acche msg, ko kaise kaise bhejna pad raha he.:(Kalyug he yaar;)

I.T.of INDIAN GODS:Brahma-System Installer,Vishnu-System Supporter,Shiv-System Programmer,Narad-data Transfer,Yamraj-Deleter,Apsara-Virus.

BARIS K MOUSAM ME APKA DIL MACHLTA HOGA,PANI ME BHIGNE KA DIL KARTA HOGAISME APKI GALTI NAHIIS MOUSAM ME HAR MENDHAK KA YAHI HAL HOTA HAI.

Breaking news...!!!Bappi lahari apni building apni building ke 10th floor se niche gir gaye aur.....Tappa khakar wapas oopar chale gaye...

Aaj Aapko Ek Secret Baat Batana He.Ye ke Log Mere SMS Ko BHAGWAN Mante He.KAISE??Kyunki Jab bhi Mera SmS Aata He Log Kehte HeHEY BHAGWAN..

CID in tension:Vo humpe hum unpe marne lgevo humpe hum unpe marne lgeACP 2 DAYA - pata to kar hume chhor k sab rajnikant k sms Q karne lge

U r BANDARIt means:B=BeautifullA=AttractiveN=NaughtyD=DecentA=AdorableR=RomanticR U smiling?Ziadah khush na ho yaar ho to tum bandar hi na

Tera sms jab jab ata h ang ang machal jata h ang ang me gudgudi hoti h ohhh.........oy tere sms ka kasur nhi mobile hi vibration me hota h

"Kisi me kami talash karne wale ki misaal us makkhi ki si hai Jo pura Khubsurat Jism chod kar sirf Zakham par hi baithti hai..."

karan-arjun dekhane gaye ramgopal varma ki aag.wahwahkaran-arjun dekhane gaye ramgopal varma ki aag.interval me karan bola bhag arjun bhag

Fifa WC me aapne kis pe lagai boli....wah wahFifa WC me aapne kis pe lagai boli.......Wo sab chodo, CID dekho, Abhijeet ko lagi hai goli!!

haunted house mein darane ke ley ghost ki zaroorat hoti haiaur zindagi ko haunted housesa sajane ke leytum jaise dost ki zaroorat hoti hai

Subah sam tumko yaad karte hain,sitaro mein tumhe dekha hain,magar hamare sapno mein kabhi mat ana coz hamein bhooton se bahut dur lagte h

Jab Wo Girlfriend ThiMai Bolta Tha Wo Sunti ThiMangetar Bani, Wo Bolti, Mai Sunta ThaJabse Biwi Bani, Hum Dono Bolte Hai,Mohalla Sunta Hai