Many many HAPPY Returns of the Day 2 uDekha tum ne kya socha tha..?ap nahi bataoge to mujhe pata nahi lagega ki aaj........ANIMALS DAY HAI

6 Bate 6 Bato Ko Khatam Kr Deti H1-Sorry-Galti Ko2-Dukh-Zindgi Ko3-Ghussa-Rishte Ko4-Khushi-Dukh Ko5-Saath-Gam Ko6-dhokha-Dosti or Pyar Ko

Apne Aasuon Ko Itna Mehnga Kardo Ki Koi Unhe Lene Ki Kosish Na Kare,AurApni Muskan Ko Itna Sasta Kardo Ki Hr Koi Usko Pane Ki Chahat Kare.

CID-Aaj khane me Roti, Sabji or Daal hai.. Wah wah.. Aaj Khane me Roti, Sabji or Daal hai.. Oh My God Daya, Is Khooni Ki Biwi To Maal hai.

Never say I failed 1000 times,Say That i discoverd 1000 ways that cAn cause failure-THOMAS EDISONMoral- fail ho Jana, par Galti mat Manna!

Muskan tere Hoton Se Kabhi Jaaye Na,Aansun tere Palkon Pe Kabhi Aaye na,Poora Ho tera Har Khwab,Aur Jo Poora na Ho Woh Khwab Kabhi Aaye Na

Abe O pagal,1 Zabardast Sher Sun..Sher Bi Tu,Cheeta Bi TuKya Frmaya?Sher Bi Tu, Cheeta Bi TuOrBandron Ki Race Me "Jeeta" Bi Tu..

Earth ki andar samundar. Samundar me water me water me fish tere girl friend ko mera 100000 kiss. Kaisa laga ? Yad rakhna kal fir karungga.

Aisi uljhi nazar unse hatati nahi...Wah wah..Daat se reshmi dor katati nahi...Wah wah..ACP says: CID walon ki kabhi kisis sePhatati nahi!!!

Life mein kisi ladki ko reject mat karoQki achi ladki tumein happiness degior buri ladki xperienceSo enjoy every girlfriend................

Pyara sa chehra,Mithi C Aawaz,Masum sa Dil,Sweet C muskan,Perfect personalitykuch mizaaj Andazye to hai meri baat,Aur bataokaise hai Aap...

Santa Half Pant pehan kar cycle chala rha tha.................Toh ab kya wo b utar de...??Har baat be joke chahiye..Jaan le lo Santa ki..:D

Khushi unhe nhi milti jo zindgi ko apni sharto pr jite h, Khushi to unhe milti h jo dusro ki khushi k liye apni zindgi k Mayne bdal dte h..

GOLU Faqir se: Baba din me kitne paise kama lete ho?Faqir: 500 ya 600,aur agr ye maaf karne wale kamina pan na kareto araam se 1000 ho jyee

Bhagwan ka diyaSab kuch h,Balance h,Phone h,Network h,Itna rutba h,miss call kaur to msg ki line lag sakti hBas 1 aap ke msg ki kami Hai...