Sone or chandi ki barsat nirali ho,Ghar ka koi kauna daulat se na khali ho,Sehat bhi rahe achhi,chehre pe lali ho,Haste rahe hamesha khushhali hi khushali ho,

Rishtey k liye "1" dabaye,Mangni k liye "2" dabaye,Shaadi k liye "3" dabaye,Aur Love marriage k liye....Mummi k pair dabaen...:-

Kya apko ladkian pasand hai?Kya aap ladkion ki baten sunna chahte hai?Kya aap hmesha ladkio se ghire rehna chahte hai? . . .To beta Golgappe ka thela laga lo.

Inbox k mojuda halat aur outbox k bayanat ko madde nazar rakhte hue ye adalat aapko dafa $DOSTI$ K tahat kanjus karar dete hue 10 sms karne ka hukm deti hai..

Q: Why Do We See"Ye Sab Maa Ki Dua Hy"Written On Truck n Buses .. ?.......BecauseCIVICs n C0R0LLAs Are UsuallyThe Result 0F"Baap Ka Paisa"

Some say:"Whisky is Risky"Some say:"Whisky bina Zindagi Miss ki"But I say:"Rum, Bear ya ho Whisky,Koi Nahi Girlfrnd se Zayada Risky..

Andheri raat, sunsan sadak,ladke ne bike roki,ladki ko utara, uska hath pakda,uske karib gaya, ladki sharmai, ladka bola- "DHAKKA MAR PETROL KHATM HO GAYA

Jab Yaad Meri Aye To Rukna Mat“Mere Paas Laut Aana”Jab Raat Ka Diya Bhuj JayeOr Kuch Saaf Nazar Na AyeTo Darna Mat“Mere Paas Laut Aana”

Truth of Life " Agar aapki Ankh Khubsurat hai to aapko Duniya Achhi lagegi Lekin agar aapki Zuban Khubsurat hai to aap Duniya ko acche lagoge"....!!!

Khushi ap ki zindigi se kahbi jaye na...Gham ap ki ankhoon may kabhi aaye na....Pura ho ap k har khawab....Aur jo pura na ho wo khawab khabhi ap ko aaye na....

Kya horela hai bidu?Apun ko tera bahut memory aa rela tha,isich vaaste tereku msg kiyela hai. Tu apun ka mast frnd hai mis to karegiich na! Chal reply chipka:-

Girl friend is a "PANIPURI" very tasty..Lover is a "PIZZA"very hot and spicy..ButWife is a "KHICHADI"good 4 health but no taste..

Gadha kitna bekar janwar hai duniya is ko nakara hi samajti hai, is main aqal b nahi hoti magar is bechare ki himat to deko ye sms kitne ghore se per raha hai.

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mafi namaagar meri miss bell sms se aap pareshan hai.agar tang ho to bina jhijhak k apne mob. ko khench kar deewar par mare...na rahega phone na bajegi tone...