Girlfriend: When you have a mobile why did you send me a letter? Pathan: When I called you I got the message this phone number is busy please try lette

A Pathan and his son were having an intellectual discussion about life and philosophy What are you searching for down here? The joke ended at the top only

Pathan while buying tickets for a train journey Are there half fares for children? Booking Clerk: Yes under twelve Pathan: That is all right I have only five

Judge: Do you accept that you stole the money from him? Pathan: No sir he only gave it to me Judge: When did he give it you? Pathan: When I showed him the knife

A pathan buys a tempo and paints her wife s name lovingly on it Salma reads it and gives him a tight slap as he wrote: Salma for Hire Full day: Rs 1200 Night: Rs 2400

Pathan reads a newspaper(end of 1st joke): Pakistani Amir Atlas Khan loses Gold medal in Squash Pathan: He deserved it who told him to wear a gold medal while playing

A Pathan was spotted drunk on duty - on the very first day of his new job Employer: Why are you drinking? Pathan: Sir you only told me that the security has to be tight

Judge: Do you accept that you stole the money from this guy? Pathan: No Sir He only gave it to me Judge: And when did he give it to you? Pathan: When I showed him the knife

Pathan to pharmacist: Can you please exchange these medicines? Pharmacist confused: What s wrong with them? Pathan: These Analgesics don t seem to work So I would prefer Oralgesics

Pathan got a job in Idea Customer Care Call Centre Customer: My Idea SIM is blocked what to do? Pathan: Don t get tense remove Idea SIM and use Airtel SIM Thank you for calling Aircell

Interviewer to Pathan: If a Parantha and a Pizza are dropped from the top of a tall building which shall reach the ground first? Pathan: Pizza Interviewer: Why? Pathan: Because it s a Fast Food

An ailing Pathan to his doctor Doctor I guess I am allergic to leather shoes Doctor: Why? What happened? Is it some skin allergy? Pathan: No Whenever I wake up with my shoes on I feel a terrible headache

A Pathan was waiting for the train with his wife A train arrives and its name was Khyber Mail The Pathan ran and boarded it and told his wife You also board the train when Khyber Female arrives at the station

A Pathan who was put in the electric chair got a sudden attack of hiccups just as the warden was about to pull the switch Any last request? asked the warden Yeah hic Could you please hic do something to scare me?

Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up? Pathan s son: I want to follow in my father s footsteps and be a policeman Teacher: I didn t know your father was a policeman Pathan s son: He isn t He s a burgla