Doctor: After looking at these test results I recommend your husband should have an operation immediately Pathan s wife Salma: But Doctor this will seriously affect his hobby Doctor astonished What in the world is his hobby? Salma: Saving Money
Once Pathan was wearing a glove on just one hand Pathan s friend: Why are U wearing a glove on just one hand? Pathan: I relied on the weather forecast Friend: How? Pathan: The forecast was that On one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot
A pathan goes to a hotel and eats heartily After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead The manager comes running and asks him `Khan Sahib what are you doing?` To this the pathan replies `Can t you read? The board says Wash Basin `
