Aaj da vichar....Jeebh wich......haddi nhi hundi,par.....Haddian tudwa dindi haiBe Careful.....

OneSpecialSurprise 4 U!Close ur Eyes!10987654321Kahda srprize? Tusi kehra akha band kitiyaan...

Santa:yar kende ne zindgi 4 dina di ey.banta:aho!banta:te fer test match kyn 5 dina da honda ey?

Tare Hussn De ke tareef karanTare waal waal wich jounIddy soony pair ne tareTe Hathiee Jidda moun

why did sardar cut the sides of medicine before eating it ?think think thinkTo avoid side EFFECTS

Ab Kuchh bhikarlo, ab yehdesh SMS k binanahi chalegaa.SMS bole toS= SardarM= ManmohanS= Singh.!!!

Kaon kehnda hai ki teri judayi da gamm nahiTere bagair ek pal vi jo gujre O qayamat ton kamm nahi.

Hasna Ohna di Aadat CAasi galat Andaja la BetheOh hasde hasde vasde reheTe aasi apna aap gua Bethe.

Ek c Raja.....Ek c Rani......Dono mar gye,khatm khani... .. .thalle hun ki dead bodies lab rahe ho.

Banta:- Sadi Jaan te bani hai, tera haasa ho gya.Santa:- Sada Vyah v nahi hoya te Tere Kaka ho gya.

Oh aashiq ne gore rang desaade kol gora rang nahisaada dil ta ohna de naal haipar oh saade sang nahi

Oh aashiq ne gore rang desaade kol gora rang nahisaada dil ta ohna de naal haipar oh saade sang nahi

Oh aashiq ne gore rang desaade kol gora rang nahisaada dil ta ohna de naal haipar oh saade sang nahi

Oh aashiq ne gore rang desaade kol gora rang nahisaada dil ta ohna de naal haipar oh saade sang nahi

tera yaar nageene varga c .lagda e kaudi mul jana je gopi tenu yaad nahi apan v tenu bhul janagud day