Akhan Cho Digge Eh Hanju,Tere Pyar Di Nishani Ae,Je Tu Samjhe Ta Heera Ae,Je Na Samjhe Ta Paani Ae....

jad meri chita balegi tai aasma laal hovaegatussi khafan chuk kai vekhna hotha tai twada hi na hovaega

Jad meri chita ballae gitai aasma lal hovaegatussi khafan chuk kaivekhna hotha tai twadahi na hovae ga

Teri maa di,Teri phen di,Tere Pyo di,Tere chachi di,Tere Poore Khandaan di,Tey meri vi,Tuu Jaan hain..

Pyar kise naal paake,usnu kade shadna nahi,bhawein katra-2 hoje jism da,phir v dil chon usnu kadna nahi

A knok on doorsardar: kon hai!A person out side door: mein hun!sardar: kamal haiandar bhi mein hi hun..

Chhad ke Chale gayi Tu sannu aise halattan che,Ronde haan asin hun yaad karke tuhanu chandni rattan che.

A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....

Baari barsi khatan geya si,Khat ke lyanda "Sehtoot",Tusi ta sute e reh gaye,tuhadi "Pappi" ley geya Bhoot

Kaki kakiHaan bebay!Phak di cheeniNa bebay!Jhoot bakdiNa bebay!Lawan juttiNa bebay!Khol boothaHa! Ha! Ha!

Yar sadi jan ho….Punjabi ho ya pathan ho..Coke ho ya shezan ho..Tussi jo bhi ho sachi saddi jan ho

LOIYA WAICH LO, LAILAN WAICH LOPLASTICK TOOTIAN JOOTIAN WAICH LOOCHAITHE KAR BALANCE PAWA TAY SMS PAIJ DO

Tu lakh bhula ke vekh laiAsin yaari fer v nibhavangeTu paani pee-pee vekh laiAsin hirchki ban-ban awange!

Pyar kise naal paake, usnu kade shadna nahi, bhawein katra-2 hoje jism da, phir v dil chon usnu kadna nahi

Koi dil se bura nahi hota,waqt jo bewafa nahi hota,uske halat bure hote hai,aadmi khud bura nahi hota.....