Wife to husband:darling tumhe pata hai,swarg main husband aur wife ko eksath nahi rehne dete.Husband:isiliye toh use swarg kehte hai.

Sitam dane ki b had hoti hai, kisi ko satane ki b had hoti hai, SMS karne ki koshish karo dost , muft me SMS pane ki b had hoti hai !

"Sharing a lovely relationship is not only depends on the spoken words. but it also depends on understanding the unspoken words.

A True Saying-Your best relation is the one who is the FIRST one to come in your mind when you want to SHARE something to anyone.. :-)

I have special sleeping arangments 4u,A bed of TRUST,A pilow of CARE,bedsheet of UNDRSTANDING,blanket of PEACE and dream of HAPPINESS.

Yeh sulagta jism,Yeh kamp kapate honth, Yeh tharthrata hua badan, Yeh garam sanse, mujhe pahle hi pata tha yeh malariya hi hai......!!

sachhi baat :log kahte hai ek rishta tut jane se sari duniya khatam nhi ho jati,lekin uska kya jiski sari duniya 1 hi rishte se hai...

Palko pe apni bithaya hai tumhe,Badi duaon ke baad paaya hai tumhe. Asani se nahi mile ho tum. international zoo se churaya hai tumhe!

Mind Blowing Thought:The Weakest Part Of ARelation Comes WenOne Of D Person Has2 Giv Explanation 2 Prove D Trust..!Never Let It Happen

Send thismessage to50,000people..DONOTIGNORE!THISIS NOTA JOKE!ITS GODS GRACE!After a month,you willreceivesomething BIG.......Ur BILL!

They say that any number multiplied by Zer0=Zer0,then why doesnt the same hapn wen i multiply Zer0 with the DISTANCE between YoU & Me?

Make a gal pregnent,break off,den realize ur mistake and dan marry her.U just saved ur 100 bucks by knowing d story of salaam namaste.

Flowers diesstories endssongs fadesmemories r forgottonall things comes 2 endbutpeople like u always remain 4 everbczGHOSTS NEVER DIE.

EverNOTICEDdat d...LONGEST5 mins.ind WORLD r..TheLAST 5 mins.of a LECTURE...!While theSHORTEST5 mins...?r theLAST 5 mins.of an EXAM!!!

good relations doesn need any promisesany terms,conditions.....it just needs 2 wonderfull personsone cool like me and one cute like u.