Kanto ke badle phool kya doge aansu ke badle khushi kya doge hum cahate hai aapse umar bhar dosti hamae is saval ka jawab kya doge . .

A beautiful relationship doesnt depend on how gud understanding we have vd someone!It depends on how well we avoid misunderstandings!!

Six cans of beer 600 Rs.Four pegs of whiskey 400 Rs.Two tequilla shots 300 Rs.Driving home with a girl who drank all this"PRICELESS..!"

WIFE:What will U Give Me if I successfully climb and reach the top of The great MOUNT EVEREST.....? ................ HUSBAND: "Dhakkaa"

It starts wid F...?ends wid ...K?it has 4letter n wen not available a man uses his hand! GOD! its a FORK.....but i like da way u think.

Mat mila naye dost ya khuda ! Yeh hame barbaad karte hai ! hum tou sms ki BAUCHAAR karte hai ! Yeh 50 paise ke liye VICHAAR karte hai !

Deep relationships are NOT built by forcing others to understand YOU,But by giving them the confidence that YOU HAVE UNDERSTOOD THEM...

Ek chinti aur Haathi ko prem ho gaya..Chinti ki Maa-Baap ne shadi se inkar kar diya...Reason puchha to kaha: ladke ke daant bahar hai !

egardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades and there had better be something else to take its place

Adjustment & Compromise r crucial in relationships. Adjust when someone wants to be with u & compromise when u want to be with some one.

Relation are not an Exam to Pass or Fail, or its not a Competition to Win or Lose.Its a Feeling You Care for Someone More than Yourself.

Share A Heart Which Never Break,Share A Smile Which Never Hurts,Give A Touch Which Never Pains,Maintain A Relationship Which Never Ends.

Share A Heart Which Never Break,Share A Smile Which Never Hurts,Give A Touch Which Never Pains,Maintain A Relationship Which Never Ends.

Girl tels her boyfrnd "i m pregnant" Boyfrnd says "how can u say its mine?" Girl starts crying "agar sab aisa kahenge to mera kya hoga?"

Pure relation ship never cares for money, beauty, richness, familiar, education, employed, its only wants caring heart 4 a sharing heart