When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and suddenly I realized that I was talking to myself.

Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman? The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it!

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If my right leg was thanksgiving and my left leg was christmas, would you visit me between the holidays?

If my right leg was thanksgiving and my left leg was christmas, would you visit me between the holidays?

Why are men happy when they finish a puzzle in two months time..... Because the box says : 3 till 5 years.

Why are men happy when they finish a puzzle in two months time..... Because the box says : 3 till 5 years.

How do you call a woman who looses 90% of her intelligence ??.................................a widow !!!!!

How do you call a woman who looses 90% of her intelligence ??.................................a widow !!!!!

Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly? ... When she feels something wet she turn on her back.

Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly? ... When she feels something wet she turn on her back.

What happens when the earth turn 30 times faster?...You get your salary every day and all women bleed dead!!!

What happens when the earth turn 30 times faster?...You get your salary every day and all women bleed dead!!!

It is round and orange and says:"I am an orange, I am an orange"? .................. a mandarin who thinks big

What is ressemblance between a man and a dolphin? They both seem intelligent, but it has not been proven yet!!!