Why does one do some peanut butter on his condom? ...... That makes him big and strong.

Blackmail: "When you do not give me the raise I will tell everyone you did give me one."

Padna-likhna chad pare,Nakal te rakh aas,chak Rajai te So jaa bhagta,Rabb karuga paas!!!

Blackmail: "When you do not give me the raise I will tell everyone you did give me one."

When a store is open 24 hours a day and 365 days a year, why is there a lock on the door ?

It has 50 teeth and it holds back or stops a terrible monster? ................... My fly!

It has 50 teeth and it holds back or stops a terrible monster? ................... My fly!

When a store is open 24 hours a day and 365 days a year, why is there a lock on the door ?

It has 50 teeth and it holds back or stops a terrible monster? ................... My fly!

Why do women have legs ? ...... Otherwise there will be traces of mucus on the kitchen floor.

How does a dummy catch a rabbit? ... He sits behind a tree and imitates the sound of a carrot.

How does a dummy catch a rabbit? ... He sits behind a tree and imitates the sound of a carrot.

How does a dummy catch a rabbit? ... He sits behind a tree and imitates the sound of a carrot.

What kind of children do you get using a yellow condom ? ................... NONE ! you stupid!

What is the difference between a battery and a woman? ...... A battery has also a positive side.