Why are men like a toothbrush? .... They are useless without handle.

hy are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have a phone!

How does the driver of a gritting vehicle go to work in the morning ?

How does the driver of a gritting vehicle go to work in the morning ?

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have a phone!

when is a man worth some money??................When he pushes a trolley

Why are men like sperm cells? ...... Only one out of a million is useful.

What do you prefer in the hereafter?...........Smoking or non-smoking area

Who invented milking cows and what did he think when he started doing it ?

How is an intelligent woman called? ....................... A transvestite

Why does an answering machine never gives an answer when I ask something ?

Who invented milking cows and what did he think when he started doing it ?

Why does an answering machine never gives an answer when I ask something ?

Who invented milking cows and what did he think when he started doing it ?

Why does a nun never wears a bra ? ............ God supports everything...