Shayari Bazar

A Sardar went to Kashmir officially and called to his house over phone.A servant (also a sardar) had taken the receiver. Sardarji, Who is speaking?Servant, its me Servant Sir.Sardarji, Where is the Madam?Servant, She is sleeping with her husband in bedroom.Sardarji, What? I am her husband came to kashmir today.Servant, What can I do now sir?Sardarji, Open the cub board, pick the Gun, shoot both of them, come back and tell me, Till then I am waiting in the line. After some time ... there comes 2 shooting sounds ... after that ...Servant, Yes, I did Sir. But what can i do next Sir?Sardarji, open the back door, throw both of them into the wellServant, I can open the back door, but how can i throw both of them from this third floor into the well in the ground floor Sir?Sardarji, What...? Are you in the third floor?Servant, Yes SirSardarji, sorry, wrong number !!!!!!!!