The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars...So, if u dont mind......Can I sell you?

When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness &after if u pray &ur still in darkness, pls pay urELECTRICITY BILL

Sine me dil,Dil me dard,Dard me yaqin,Yaqin me khyal,Khayal me khwab,Khuwab me tasvirTasvir me sirf ap!Itna Darawna khuwab?Baap re Baap

Read each word reversely: A SUOMAF ROTCOD DLOT EM TAHT YLNO LATNEM STNEITAP EVAH EHT TNELAT OT DAER SMS NEVENEHW STI NETTIRW YLESREVER.

U will be a ROSE for all TREESU will be a SMILEfor all FACESU will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS&U will be a BROHTERfor all CUTE GIRLS .

A baby monkey asked his mother"Mom, why r we so ugly"???Mom said - Thank GOD we look like this, u should see the person reading this SMS

hello....hello... hello...hello..Awaz nahi aa rahi?HELLO...?ab awaz ayi?Ab bhi nahi?......awaz ayege b kaise? ye to sms hai...Hehehe ;-

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?

Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.Its on 1st of April. Surprised?Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.

2 BANIA SIT IN A COFEE HOUSE.1ST- JALDI PI, COFEE THANDI HO JAEGI.2ND- TO KYA?1ST- BEWAKUF, MENU CARD PADHHOT COFEE RS.20 & COLD RS.40...

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.

Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.Its on 1st of April. Surprised?Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.

Yeh sulagata jism, Yeh kamp Kampate Honth, Yeh Thartharata bua badan, Yeh ladkhadati aawaz, Mujhe pahle hi pata tha ki tumhe MALARIA hai.

Aisa Dostana hamara,Mai Kashti tu Kinara,Mai Dhanush tu Teer,Mai Matar tu Paneer,Mai Varsha tu Badal,Mai Hot tu Cool,Mai April tu…?

In hasino se Rasme Wafaor Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai…Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai…!