Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the

Nature, it appears, has been rather more bountiful to Paul’s body and purse than to his intellect; above the ears, speaking bluntly, the boy is strictly tapioca.

When are you going to marry me? I can live without you. I love you dear, marry me within this month otherwise i will die.See, how Aishwarya Rai messaged me! Silly girl.

A day will come?When the whole word will, CELEBRATE:YOUR NAMEYOUR FAMEYOUR PERSONALITYYOUR THOUGHTSYOUR VIEWSBut take heart,April Fool comes once a year.Congratulations!

FOOL neFOOLon kiFOOLWARI mainFOOL ke saath wish kiya haiu r the mostBEAUTIFOOLWONDERFOOLand ColorFOOLamngst all FOOL’sHAPPY APRIL FOOL’s DAYHAPPY APRIL FOOL -

Sky is in Blue Colour Like "You"Moon in White Colour Like "Me"But Our "SON" is Red Colur"Sorry Spelling Mistake"Our "SUN" is in Red Colur like Red Rose...April Foolllllll...

I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya,Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki “AIDS” chhune se nahi failta.

I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya,Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki “AIDS” chhune se nahi failta.

Last night I Got a severe Head pain...I went to the Doctor ...He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person..." Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?

The years at springAnd days at the morn;Mornings at seven;The hill sidess dew-pearled;The larks on the wing;The snails on the thorn;Gods in his heaven -Alls right with the world!

For lo, the winter is past, the rain is over and gone;the flowers appear on the earth;the time of the singing of birds is come,and the voice of the turtledove is heard in our land.

Loosen the foot end of the top sheet and then double it up underneath to tuck it under the top of the mattress. When the person goes to bed, they find themselves in a nice tight sheet.

I sing of brooks, of blossoms, birds, and bowers:Of April, May, or June, and July flowers.I sing of Maypoles, Hock-carts, wassails, wakes,Of bridegrooms, brides, and of the bridal cakes.

A fool may be known by six things: anger without cause; speech without profit;change without progress; inquiry without object; putting trust in a stranger; andmistaking foes for friends.

The first of April, some do say,Is set apart for All Fools Day.But why the people call it so,Nor I, nor they themselves do know.But on this day are people sentOn purpose for pure merriment.