Dost Pathan se:APRIL FOOL manaya?Pathan: HanDost:kis k saath?Pathan:Bv k 7!hum ne 3 bar talaq diajab wo rone laga to Hum bolaAPRIL FOOL,APRIL FOOL..!

Hey U Know,Which is the best day to propose a girl.. 1st April..U Know Why ???If she accepts den its your luck,otherwise just tell her April Foooooll.

Spring is the PeriodExpress from God.Among the other seasonsHimself abide,But during March and AprilNone stir abroadWithout a cordial interviewWith God.

Gulab Ka FOOL bago me khil raha hai,Chameli ka FOOL chaman me mahek raha hai,Kamal ka FOOL pani me tair raha hai,Aur APRIL ka FOOL mera sms padh raha hai.

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. ~Douglas Adams

eq:1DONT STUDY=FAILeq:2STUDY=DONT FAILadding eq 1 & 2DONT STUDY + STUDY = FAIL + DONT FAILSTUDY(1+DONT)=FAIL(1+DONT)=>STUDY=FAILHence provedso dont study..

Larkiyon se Dil lagana ik bhoOl hyLarkiyon k piche jana fuzoOl hyJis din kisi Larki ne Apkokeh dia “I LOVE U”To Samajh lenaUs DinApril FoOl Hai.

If u want SUCCESS in life; be Sweet as Honey,be Regular as Clock,be Fresh as Rose,be Soft as Tissue, be Strong as Rock,be Sure as Death,and....be Smart as ME

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.

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31st or 1st april doesnt matter. Fool is always a fool,wishing u a very happy n prosperous fools day.To d king of fools by the prince of cools. Its ur day.:-)

Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu....?

If people says you are crazy, be patiend.if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.

If people says you are crazy, be patiend.if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.

I have been waiting all day, and no phone nothing. Had I done this, imagine your reaction. You have no concern for my problems. Can you atleast bother to let me know??