Luk at the world as 1 big chocolate cake It would never b complete without few sweets n nuts Sweet like ME nut like U

A Boy Convincing His Girlfriend..............."Trust Me Haya.....Oh... I Mean Sana"..(Ur Phans Gaya Bechara

A friend is 1% funny 2% sweet 3% caring 4% loving 90% good looking That s why I am your friend You are so damn lucky

Q: When does the (English) alphabet have only 25 letters?A: At Christmas time, because it is the time of Noel. (No L)

The Chinese obsession for making fake products is their revenge on the rest of the world for making fake Chinese food

I can t believe I ve missed Balika Vadhu yesterday That s the 1579th consecutive episode I ve missed till now

some oneloving ucaring for uwatching over uprotecting ufollowing uguess who?urstreet dog.............................

"Me and my bed are in a committed relationship...But I think my alarm clock is just jealous of our love..."

Rajnikanth once went for giving PUNE UNIVERSITY Engineering Exam.....................he finally learnt his limits....

Work hard,but make time for your love,friends and family,Nobody remembers powerpoint Presentation on ur dying day....

StayingS I N G L EIs Not About HavingN O - O N E . . .Rather,It Is AnO P P O R T U N I T YTo Be WithE V E R Y O N E .

So you think I am a good barber Well I suppose I inherited that Was your father a barber? No He was a famous orato

The successful marriage depends on one simple equation: Wife having Beauty Secrets and husband having Secret Beauties

What is the difference between 100 Rupees note and a 5 Rupee coin?95 Rupees!!!MORAL:Dont struggle to be smart always!

Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver u this packet Santa: Why did u come so far Instead U could have posted it