Santa: Why did you give away the scarf to Preeto that your friend presented you on your birthday? Jeeto: It was too tight

Preeto: What s the difference between a horse s tail and a man s tie? Jeeto: The horse s tail covers up the entire asshole

Jeeto: Param could have married anybody she pleased Preeto: Then why is she still single? Jeeto: She never pleased anybody

Pinky to her mother Jeeto What kind of husband should I look for? Jeeto: Dear leave the husbands alone and look for a single man

Preeto: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I made Banta: Whom should I call now Police or Ambulance?

Santa to Jeeto in a restaurant A scientist says that what we eat we become Jeeto after seizing the menu Let s order something rich

Jeeto to Preeto You must see my doctor Preeto: But there is nothing wrong with me Jeeto: He is so good that he will find something

Jeeto: My daughter is getting so popular Preeto: How do you really claim that? Jeeto: She comes home with a different guy every night

Santa: I have a confession to make I ve been seeing a psychiatrist Jeeto: Don t worry I ve been seeing our neighbour and Pappu s tuto

Preeto: If you don t like your husband why don t you just leave him and go? Jeeto: I don t like to do anything that shall make him happy

Jeeto was having a driving lesson Partway through the instructor told her You re in the wrong gear Oh said Jeeto What should I have worn?

Jeeto: What is 10 years with me? Santa: A second Jeeto: What is 1000 for me? Santa: A coin Jeeto: Ok give me a coin Santa: Wait a second

Preeto: I think long hair makes a man look so intelligent Jeeto: I found one on my Santa s coat the other night and he looked darned foolish

Santa came home and he saw car in the living room Santa to his wife How did you get the car in here? Jeeto: Easy I took a right at the kitchen

Jeeto: I didn t know you smoked When did you start? Preeto: That night my husband Banta came home early and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray