Jeeto: I saw the most beautiful portrait at a store the other day Preeto: Interesting Which store was was it? Jeeto: A hardware store Preeto: That s weird Jeeto: Not really I realized pretty late that it s a mirro

Santa texts to Jeeto on cell: Hi what are you doing Darling? Jeeto: I m dying Santa jumps with joy but types Sweet Heart how can I live without you? Jeeto: You idiot I m dying my hair Santa: Bloody English Language

Jeeto: I saw the most beautiful portrait at a store the other day Preeto: Interesting Which store was was it? Jeeto: A hardware store Preeto: That s weird Jeeto: Not really I realized pretty late that it s a mirro

A policeman stops Jeeto and asks for her license He says Lady it says here that you should be wearing glasses Jeeto answers Well I have contacts The policeman replied I don t care who you know you re getting a ticket

Jeeto and Santa were invited to Banta s for dinner Jeeto to Preeto after tasting a horrible dish You must give me the original recipe of this dish Preeto: Why the original recipe? Jeeto: So you can never cook it again

While on a holiday Jeeto realized that she had forgotten a present for Santa s birthday That s okay he said The only thing I want is for you to love honor and obedience Jeeto pondered that idea and then replied I d rather buy you a gift

Jeeto went to cash a cheque at a bank The teller examined it then asked Can you identify yourself? Looking puzzled Jeeto dipped into her handbag and pulled out a small mirror She glanced into it for a moment and then smiled Yes it s me all right

Jeeto after reaching her destination told the cab driver Okay here here is good Jeeto: How much is it? Driver: 250 Rupees Then after searching in her purse for a while Jeeto said Could you please go back 500 meters? I have only 200 Rupees on me

A doctor was really pissed off by the constant visits of Jeeto who wanted to lose some of her excess weight She never showed any results as she couldn t diet or follow the exercise plan Jeeto: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head off

Santa: Honey I invited a friend home to dinner Jeeto: What? Are you crazy? The house is in mess; I didn t go shopping; All the dishes are dirty; and I don t feel like cooking any fancy meal Santa: I know all that Jeeto: Then why did you invite your friend Santa: Bcoz the poor fool is thinking of getting married