Jeeto to Preeto What I am worried about is not my weight but my height Preeto: That s weird But still why? Jeeto: According to my weight my height should be 8 feet and 7 inches

Jeeto: I was in a very generous mood today I gave a poor beggar 500 rupees Preeto: That s a lot of money to give away What did your husband say about it? Jeeto: He said Thank you

Jeeto: I was in a very generous mood today I gave a poor beggar 500 rupees Preeto: That s a lot of money to give away What did your husband say about it? Jeeto: He said Thank you

Jeeto: Husbands are the best people to share your secrets with Preeto: Why do you say that? Jeeto: They won t tell anyone because they probably won t even listen in the first place

Banta was standing inside the door with a gun in hand Preeto: Why are you standing here? Banta: I am going for a Shikaar Preeto: Toh Jao Na Banta: Kaise Jaon Bahar Kutta Kharra Hai

Preeto sarcastically to Jeeto at some party: OMG You wore this same suit the other day at Mrs Sharma s Jeeto: Yeah Well in our house we have this amazing thing called washing machine

Jeeto: If you think that the treatment is expensive you should see my doctor He is very reasonable Preeto: How s that Jeeto: If you cannot afford the treatment he alters the reports

Santa: You re simply wasting your time You ll never succeed in making that dog obey you Jeeto: Nonsense it s only a matter of patience I had a lot of trouble with you in the beginning

Jeeto: It s my bad luck that I married you Otherwise a lot of smart men were interested in me Santa: Of course they must have been smart that s why they escaped getting married to you

Jeeto was trying to train a dog Santa: You will never succeed in making that dog obey you Jeeto: Darling it s only a matter of patience I had a lot of trouble with you in the beginning

Santa was late home from work one evening I m sure he s having an affair said Jeeto to her mother-in-law Why do you always think the worst? said the mother-in-law Maybe he s just been in an accident

Woman to her to neighbor Jeeto I wish you would sell that dog Yesterday my daughter had to stop her singing lesson because your dog was whining all the time Jeeto: I m sorry But your daughter began it

Santa: If something happens to me during the operation please marry the doctor who operates upon me Jeeto: Why re you saying such a thing? And why only the same doctor? Santa: Why should the doctor be let off?

Jeeto: My daughter is having her voice cultivated Preeto: Is it improving? Jeeto: It s growing stronger earlier she used to be heard only two apartments away Now we get complaints from away off in the next building

Jeeto went into a hunting store to buy a rifle It s for my husband she explained Did he tell you what gauge to get? asked the store assistant Are you kidding? said Jeeto He doesn t even know I m going to shoot him