Ponting apni biwi se:Mujhe Chai to denaBiwi ne plate me chai dal ke diyaPonting Ghusse me: Cup me dal ke do!Biwi: CUP to tera Bap Dhoni le gaya,Isi me peene ki aadat dal!!

Sometime a blank paper tells u whole story.Some time even a book lacks the meanings.It is true that word are importantBut“Silence increase worth of some words”.

Dont be too confidentwhen someone tells u that they Love u.! .... the realquestion is ...until when??? .....bcoz just likeseasons.. People change and so do feelings .. .. !!

We die to finish school,die to start college,die to start working,die to marry,die to retire,and finally,while dying,we realize thatwe forgot something,WE FORGOT TO LIVE...!

My message are justLike ” MOON”One day it IncreaseOne day it DecreaseMay be one day itdisappearButNever “DIES”any time it will come“BACK”.

I have yet to find anyone, however exalted their station, who did not do better work and put forth greater effort under a spirit of approval than under a spirit of criticism.

Dream lofty dreams, and as you dream, so you shall become.Your vision is the promise of what you shall one day be;your ideal is the prophecy of what you shall at last unveil.

Farishte Qabar Mein PATHAN Ko Maar Rahy Thay...!!!Woh Hans Raha Tha..Farishton Ne Waja Puchi To Bola:Hum Khudkash Hamle Mein Mara Tha..Ye Sar Hamara Hai Aur Jism Kisi Aur Ka..

As per researchA man speaks 25,000 words daily&A woman speaks 30,000Problem starts when husband comes homefrom office after consuming his 25,000 words&wife starts her 30,000..

Ek bar bheegi aankhon ne dil se shikayat ki -"Aansuon ka bojh sirf hum hi kyon uthaye ... ?"Dil ne muskurate huye jawab diya -"Sapne kisne dekhe the ... ?"

1st Pathan: Mere bache hongeTo 1 ko KarachiAur 1 ko Lahore chor aonga....2nd Pathan: Woh Kyu...?1st Pathan: Kal T.V. per bata rahe theyKe bachon ke darmiyan waqfa zaruri hai...

Life is a bit difficultwhen you have lost something in life.At this timeyou need the great support of yourfriends, family.As it helps as a source of motivation to a lost person.

‎"Mujhe gamo se dar nahi...kyokie aksar mere hi sath rahte hai....Mujhe dar to khusiyo c hai,jo pal bhar k liye aate hai,par zindagi bhar ka gum chod jate hai....."

Consult not your fearsbut your hopes and your dreams.Think not about your frustrations,but about your unfulfilled potential.Concern yourself not with what you tried and failed in

Success is the result of foresight and resolution, foresight depends upon deep thinking and planning and the most important factor of planning is to keep your secrets to yourself.