1 Pathan ne 1 cow ki kiss li Phr toba karney laga,k zehan main shetan agaya tha,usi waqt shetan aya or bola:“Ullu k pathay yeh harkat to mere zehan main bhi nahi thi”.

Successful people do not dwell on their weaknesses. They focus on their strengths. Learn to keep your focus on your assets and you will notice the change in your days very quickly.

DependHansa : Yeh Depend Kya Hota Hai Prafful??Prafful : Depend Hansa . . .Wo Swimming Pool Mein Ek Taraf To Paani Kam GehraHota Hai,Aur Dusri Side Zyada Gehra... Deep-End.. Depend

Pathan:aj humara jumaah ka namaz nikal gaya yara!!!Dost:kese yara?Patahn: Yara imam saab bola apne mobile band kr den,humara ghar par tha..Jab band kar ke Aya to jamat nikal gaya...

Pathan ny chalange kiya kWoh minar-e-pakistan ko apne sar par utha kar peshawar ja sakta hai.Hazaron log ikthay ho gaye...Pathan bola: bus isey utha kar mere sar par rakho tum....:-

The most critical moment in life.When someone very special hurts you so deeply,causes tears in your eyes.and ask, “What happen”?but you just reply, “NOTHING”

If you did a mistake,by knowingly orunknowingly,do not upset to face theconsequenses but find out the root causes of the mistake and try to avoid it and it must not be repeated again.

7 Sal Pehle Meri Girl Frnd K Sare Bhai Ghar Main Rehte ThaiAur Us K Sath Date Marna Muskil Hota ThaAb Sab Bhai Atta K Liye Line Main Kahrey Rehtey HainAb Maze Hi Maze ....Geo Musharaf

Teacher: Translate into English“Yaad-e-maazi azab hai ya RabCheen lai mujh say hafiza mera”Pathan: My mind is full of data baseO God! Please make me a mental case….

Sunshine is delicious,Rain is refreshing,Wind braces us up,Snow is exhilarating;There is really no such thing as bad weather,Only different kinds of good weather.Have A Good Rainy Day.

lets just look each other and stay silentsilence will storm a few of our passions, our dreams, some cute things and a few sweet lies above all, it will talk about ur presence, and mine

Today is WISH MAKING DAY. If you are reading this sms MAY ALL YOUR WISH COME TRUE. Wish anything and forward to all your friends including me. If 3 msg come back your wish will complete.

Ek lady train se utri, ek pathan se poocha ye konsa station hai?Pathan ne socha… socha… socha… socha… socha phir bola“Baji ye Railway Station hai”

Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he,ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?Circuit:- aray simple Bhai,bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. . .

Anhoni ko honi karde, honi ko anhoni, Ek jagah jab jama ho teeno Rajni (Tamil superstar Rajnikanth) Ghajani (nick name for Bollywood star Aamir Khan after he acted in the film) and Dhoni.