A Foolish man looks for happiness at distance.But a Wise man grows happiness under his feet!!If U look for happiness outside....it will always elude U...But if U find it within Urself.....den happiness is all Urs...!!

ElasticHansa: Praful Elastic Matlab??Praful: Elastic Hansa . .Apni Voh Shradha Behen Unki Beti ElaUsko Jab Fracture Hua Tha To Voh Kya Leke Chalti Thi?Hansa : Ela To . .Ela -Stick Leke . . .Ela -Stick !! Ela -Stick!!!

yeh kaisee hai hawa chali k manzil lagti door hai,kapdey, makaan kee baat naa poochoo roti b ab to door hai,"kaun kheil raha hai kheil sarey" kaun yahan bai noor hai,Lao inqlab Pakistanio k yahan yehi behtar dastoor hai

AlphabetHansa: Praful Alphabet MatlabPraful: Alphabet Hansa,Local Train Mein Safar Karte Hoye Maasi Jaise Hi KoiSeat Khali Dekhti Hai To Wo Apni Beti Alpha Se Kya Kehti Hai?Hansa: Alpha Beth Seat Pe,Alpha Beth,Acha Toh Yeh Alphabet

AssetHansa : Prafulll "Asset" Matlab ??Praful : Asset Hansaaa . . .Jab Hum Gaadi Mein Jaate Hai And Jab Gaadi Signal Par Rukti Hai. . .TaabVo Bhikari Log Aa Kar Kya Bolte Hai . . ."Aee Seth . . .Thoda Paisa Do Naa" . . ."Eee Sethh ... " ... Asset ..

Hansa:Praful Culture Matlab??Praful:Hansa..Culture . . .Wo Aapna Mali Hai Na . . .Hansa:Haa Jee..Praful:To Jab To Thak Jata Hai To Uski Maa Us Se Kya Kehti The...??Hansa:Wo Kehti The Beta Tu Thak Gaya Hai Na To Tu Kal Chad...??Praful :Samjhi Kal _Chad . .

Teacher Sends Complaint Note ToThe Mother At Home Saying :"Mrs Sultan Your Son Calls Himself Pervaiz Musharraf"Mom Replies:"Dear Teacher ,Firstly My name Is MISS & Not Mrs Sultan,Secondly If U HadA Little Illegitimate Bastard ,What Else Would U Call Him ... "

Glory of the day, soundless and restrainWith dark clouds, and blessings of rains..Clouds on way, the splashing of drops,Cheers of birds, whispers of waves with fame…Now soothing of rain, with rainbow’s name,Praising in a way, this is blessed in all ways.(HAPPY RAINS)….

Hansa: Praful TECHNOLOGY Matlab..?Praful: Technology HansaSuno, Jab Hum Hiraben Ki Shaadi Mein Gaye The,Tab Hiraben Mehmaano Se Kya Keh Rahi Thi...?Hansa: Woh Logon Se Khaana Khaane Ko Keh Rahi ThiAurKeh Rahi Thi...Khaiye Nah..Aapne Toh Kuch Liya Hi Nahi,Lo Ji Khaiye...Take No, Lo Ji,Take No, Lo Ji...Acccha Take-No-Lo-Ji . ..

Hansa: Praful Increase Matlab?Praful: Increase Hansa, Increase!Praful: Hamara Woh Istree Wala Dhobi Tumhari Saadi Ko Iron Karte Waqt Kya Kehta Hai?Hansa: Kehta Hai Ke Bhabhi Ji, Yeh Crease To Main Nikal Doonga,Lekin In Crease Ke Liye Mujhe Do Baar Istree Karni Padegi!In Crease Ke Liye Do Baar . . .Oho Increase! Samajh Gayi . .

18th Amendment aur Article VI, 3rd time Prime Ministership?Kia ye hain Awaami Masail jis per aaj N-League aur PPP ki Siasat ghoom rahi ha?Ye Loag Mulki Diffah, Terrorism, Power Crisis, Water Shortage, Inflation, and Corruption ko Masail nahi samajhtay kia?Kia ye Jamhoriat ha?Kia ye Loag hamari Numaindagi kertay hain?Zara sochiye and forward... ;-

"Doctorate"Hansa: Yeh Doctorate Matlab Prafful??Prafful: Doctorate HansaWoh Apnai Padosi Dr. Bhatt Ki Wife Aur Woh Jab Lunch Time Mai Tumhe Milte Hai To Tum Kya Kehti Ho??Hansa: Achha WhoHello Mrs Bhatt.. Hello DrMajama Nai... Khana Kha K Jana Ho...Prafful: Ha Tab Unki Wife Tumhe Kya Kehti Hai??Hansa: Thanku Hansa Bhabhi... But Dr Already Ate... Dr Ate... Doctorate

TournamentHansa:- Ae He He Praful,Tournament MatlabPraful:- Tournament Hansa!!!Ye Jo Tumne Jhumke Pehne Hain,Gehne Pehne HainInko English Me Kya Kehte Hain, Bolo Bolo!!Hansa:- Aaa Han Han Tournament, (Hansa Khush)Melisa:-(Chidh Kar)Are Use Tournament Nahi Ornament Kehte HainHansa:- Are Kuchh Bhi Mat BolllEk Jhhumka -- OrnamentDo Jhhumke -- Two Ornament "Tournament"Ae Praful!! Ye Melisa Ko Bhi Babuji Ki Tarah Kuchh Bhi Nahi Ataa

Musharaf Ki Car K Neechay Ek Puppy aa K Maar Gaya .He Told Driver To Find The Woner Of This Little Puppy To Give Compensation..Driver Went And When He Cam BAck , He Had Alot Of Roses Arround This Neck .Musharaf Surprised to see & Asked Him ..Driver Said : " Sir Mai Ne Un Logon Se Sirf Yeh Kaha Tha Ke Main President Musharaf Ka Driver Hun ,Kuttay Ka BAcha Mar Gya Hai ..Yeh Sun Kar Woh Nachnay Lage AurMere Galay Mein Haar Daal Diya "

We dont want American Rental Power we want Electricity.IN PAKISTAN electricity now rs. 7 per unit nd it wil b increasing after every 2 months regarding to AMERICAN IMF Polices.IRAN is agree to give da electricity on urgent base to PAKISTAN on very cheap rates (1.18 per unit)also CHINA ofers PAKISTAN for Flectricity just 300 rupes monthly bill& unlimited usage of electricity but our govt. is not taking seriously.Now this is our time to show da govt. our strength.Spread dis msg as much as u can bcoz of this msg many people know about da truth of govt.expensive polices..Our govt. is corrupt.