What do you call sad coffee? Despresso
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don t work
What kind of robbery is least dangerous? A safe robbery
There is no problem that can t be solved by a good miracle
Q: Why do ambassadors never get sick? A: Diplomatic immunity
I bet you Rs 43 284 you can t guess how much I owe my bookie
Last week there was a lookalike contest in China Everybody won
Where do animals go when their tails fall off? The retail store
If you watch an Apple store getting robbed are you an iWitness?
Show me where Stalin is buried and I ll show you a Communist plot
Did you hear about the two Mexican firefighters- Jose and Hose B?
Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK
Why did the skeleton not go to the party? He had no-body to go with