Frnshp means.U happy , I m HappyU Sad , I m SadU Cry, I m CryU Laugh, i LaughU Jump dwn frm building,i dance dhingchank dhinchak......

There are only 5 things we need in life: Good friends Good job Good food Good sleep Good UCK Whatever u are thinking is right Good Day

Wich is the mst butiful feeling in d world?...Whn u try to luk at ur frnd nd ur frnds are alrdy luking at u in.......Exam hall..!!....

Best slogan seen on a famous beauty parlour..."Dont whistle at d girl going out from here........she might be ur grandmother...!!

Meaning of ABCDEFG : A Boy Can Do Everything For Girls Reverse the letters GFEDCBA Girls Forget Everything Done Catch new Bakra Again

Height of Unemployment Board in Frnt of a Reputed Software Company"BEGGARS WITH PLATE & FRESHERS WITH RESUME N0T ALLOWED!!!"

Love starts from eyes grows wit gifts ends wit tears.. but todays love starts from mobile grows wit balance ends wit number changing..

If Alia Bhatt marries Siddhartha Mallya she ll be called Alia Mallya their child will be a Dhamaliya and grandfather is anyway Divaliya

Why do Indian women want same husband in next life too??..Bcoz..Efforts taken by her to change him in this life will not b wasted!! ;-)

Once Rajnikant participated in Bike race. Don’t even try 2 guess wat happened. Rajnikant won d race on Neutral gear. Mind it anna

IMP msg 2day is THAMAS ADISION Bday so pls send wished 2 al TUBE LIGHTS.. NW i already sent to 1 tube light and done my job, U continue

if you donot have girlfriendyou missing something in your life. and if you have girlfriend then you missing evering thing in your life.

When you get this SMS send it to 1 person u love 1 u hate 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill Now keep guessing why I sent it to u

Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...

Diff b/w India the West: Western World: U can kiss in public but not piss in public India: U can piss in public but not kiss in public