If your world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Your heart is beating fast ,do you think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P

Girl’s Hrt Is Lke WATER,Boy’s Hrt Is Lke MOBILEEither Water Falls On Mobile(Or)Mobile Fals In Water,Watt Mobile Ki Lagegi

Engineers can do anythng:eg:- Prove 1=2.Soln: Let x=yThen v can write2x-x=2y-y=>2x-2y=x-y=>2(x-y)=x-y=>2=1B-)maths ka satyanash...!!!

Height of Coolness: Finishing the paper Coming out of the exam hall Having a cold drink And asking a friend: Dude which paper was it?

Sometimes my mind asks: Why I miss u? Why I care 4 u? Why I remember u? Then my heart answers: B`coz a mental patient needs more care

Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests Doctor: Don t worry about it You ll pass eventually Liz: I m the examine

Height of Technical Thinking: A software engineer falling from the roof of a building and shouting-F1 F1 F1 instead of Help Help Help

If Pepsodent toothpaste kills 99 9% of germs what does Pepsodent Sensitive do? It kills 99 9% of germs without hurting their feelings

A typical student flips a coin n think.Head- will go 2 sleep.Tail-will watch a move.Stands-will listen music.Stays in air-will study.

always remember 2 rules...1.rahul,ur frend is always right!2.whenever u feel that he is wrong,slap urself and see rule no. 1 again...

January to decembersunday to saturdayAm to Pm....... My feelings for u have never changed.... u.... R.... always!!!! a HEADACHE to me

A deep love story:Once upon a time true lovers went for a long walk,..............remaining story will be published when they return.

Touch your heart,you will feel the rythm of your heartbeattouch your head and u will fell the rhythm of an empty potTin..Tin..Tidip..

Girls b4 marriage look lyk barbie doll,After marriage beautful doll.After one yearNice doll.After two year only Doll after 3 yearDhol

The Most TRUST Fact everWe are Remembered only when we are neededAs it goes in the sayingA candle comes in mind only during power cut