Experiencd Man Says:“The Real Problem DoesntStart Whn Boy Starts Luking At A Girl.It Begins,Whn She Turns&Looks Back At D Guy

Colour of ur underwear reflects ur mood: Red: Wild Black: Sexy Blue: Romantic Pink: Seductive White: Calm Yellow: Time to change it

A Toilet is like a committee meeting. People come with lot of pressure, sit, create a lot of noise, and ultimately drop the matter.

An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand!

Sweetest Kiss is on forehead,Laveliest Kiss is on cheeks,Romantic Kiss is on Lips,And Hottest kiss is on..Guess..On Bikes Silencer!

two way for deathFAST DEATH1.take long rope tie in your neck and dieSLOW DEATHtake small rope and tie it on girls neck and marry...

When u smile the world smiles with u Wen u r down people ll rally behind u but when u fart u r alone coz people ll never stand by u

What Is The Difference b/wGHAZAL & LECTURE..?Every Word Spoken By Others Wife Is.. GHAZAL&Every Word Spoken By Own Wife Is.. LECTURE

A boy goes to a strip club His mom gets angry asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see? Boy: Yes I saw dad

Our parents spend the first 12 Months of our lives teaching us 2 walk & talk...And next 24 Years telling us to sit down & shut up!!!

Preeto: Oh wow You have a new car a new mansion new clothes new jewellery Your husband has changed jobs? Jeeto: No I changed husband

Sometimes my mind asks Why I miss u? Why I care 4 u? Why I remember u? Then my heart answers: Bcoz a mental patient needs more care

whn u get dis sms send it to one person u love,one u hate,one u always thnk of &one u wish 2 kill..now keepguessin y i sent it to U.

Once rajnikanth travelling in helicopter via switzerland &his purse fall down in switzerland & that place is now called asSWISS BANK

in order to get a gud job in a company a boy requires 100% talent where as a girls require only 4%talent.remaning is(36))24((36)=96%