Well they do say opposites attract So I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive honest intelligent and cultured Gud Day

Keeping a place for me in ur heart is ok but keeping a place for me in your mind mite be dangerous coz people say I m MIND BLOWING

May the fleas of thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch

Every Students Gets Opporunity 2 sleep in Class hours..But Sum Miss those Beautiful Moments..And those Idiots r known asToppers.!!

A man dressed as an egg had tried to gain entry to last night s Euro 2012 Final He was quickly whisked away by security and beaten

All Souls In The SKY Are very Happy Today...can you guess why ???bcoztonight there dance programme is byMichael Jackson ......!!!!!

What is D difference between POETRY & ESSAY.Any word you uttered by a GIRLFRIEND is a POETRY. While anything said by WIFE is ESSAY.

A Golden message for Youngsters.A Bright Future CAN Give U Many Beautiful Girls.But a Beautiful Girl CANNOT Give U a Bright Future.

What would happen if women ruled the world?There would be no wars.Just a bunch of jealous countriesnot talking to each other... ;-

Beauty is not how you look it is not how handsome u r it is not ur figure too Beauty is the inner self so change ur underwear daily

Beauty is not judged by your clothes or your appearance It is judged by your inner beauty So Always Wear Designer Undergarments

A pregnant lady went to an astrologer Astrologer: When u deliver a baby baby s father will die Lady: Thank god My husband is safe

Guy: You Look Like My Wife..Girl(surprisingly): Whats Ur wife name?Guy: I am not yet married..!Moral : Xpress Your Ideas Smartly..!

Height Of Smartness..Professor : Only Wise Men Hesitate. . . Fools Are Always Confident. . . ! !Student: Are U Sure Sir. . . ?? ;-

Funny But Fact:Boys n Girls get into Love becoz of Misundrstngs...And hate each other when they started to understand each other..!