The best Gifts 2 b Given,2 a Frnd:H0NESTY,2 an Enemy:FORGIVENESS,2 Parents:GRATEFULNESS,2 GODUr LIFE,2 Me:NOKIA N95, SONY LAPTOP,

Defination of a nurse:Nurse is a beautiful dashing girlholding ur hand looking in ur eyesand still wants ur pulse will be normal.

American:Oh God give me room full of Gold.Russian:oh God!give me room full of Diamonds.India:Oh God!give me keys of both d rooms.

In order to get 100/100 in life a man requires 100% talent whereas a woman requires only 4% talent the remaining is only 36-24-36

Hi Need one gal to marry Age - no bar Color - no bar height - no bar caste - no bar but gal s father must have his own bar CHEERS

the incredible rajnikant-rajni once taught a child hw 2 ply counter strike ........ 2 dy dat child is known as Osama Bin Laden...

The height of badluck A girl and boy met last time for breakup Unfortunatly girl s father caught them Now they are married couple

A teenage boy to his father: Here s my report card and a list I ve compiled of entrepreneurs who never finished their High School

World s shortest jokes: 2 Women sitting quietly 2 Pathans playing chess Girlfriend pays the bill Need more? U are so beautiful

finding a right boy with all good qualities is like finding a right book that covers whole semester syllabus..mission impossible.

Feeling bored? Wondering what to do? Open the zip Enter your hands in between your zip take out your book from your bag and study

RAJINIKANTH was teaching his grandson how to use a gun and save ur self....And lol..Osama Bin Laden died by mistake in Pakistan..

A reasent studdi haz shon dat peepal hoo aar vary samaart end gud lukeeng maik manee spallings meestaikes vaat ees yorr opeeniun?

Budget 2012: It s a perfect example of what you get when you have an economist as the PM and a politician as the Finance Ministe

Very Important Health Tips:Please Don’t EatPizzas,Samosay,Sandwich,Ice Cream,Chocolate,AndDahi Barray.Without,ME…OK?