dear frinedz... dont rum behind a bus or a girl in any situation in your life....coz.................after a minute another will come...

I have started luving U I know it sounds rediculous but I can t control my feelings 4 U Some time later I ll start luving more ALPHABETS

5 steps to a LOVELY MORNINGClose ur eyes,Take a deep breath,Open ur arms wide,Feel ur heartbeat,& Say "Its too early.Let me sleep again"

Dedicated to all science studentsOnce rajnikanth had to kill the villainSo he slapped himself......The villain died due to RESONANCE.JSK

Wht is the Diff b/wYoung Age & Old Age?*Simple..In Young AgePhone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers..In Old AgeIts Full of Doctors Numbers..!-

In 1975, 3 birds were flying & suddenly died & fell down..HOW?So simple!Remember?In SHOLAY?Gabbar ne 3 goliyan hawa me chalai thi... ;-)

I have started luving U I know it sounds ridiculous but I can t control my feelings 4 U Some time later I ll start luving more ALPHABETS

if you are loyal to your wife, u might get heaven after death.. but if u r not loyal to your wife , you will surely get heaven on earth.

A retired sergeant was asked: Well how do you like civilian life? Terrible he said gruffly all those people around and nobody in charge

Cheapest way to travel from Delhi to Mumbai: Commit a crime in Delhi CID catches you Daya slaps Location changes to CID Mumbai branch

Telling a Lie is a fault for a little boy an art for a lover an accomplishment for a bachelor and a matter of survival for a married man

once again ur msg tone will ring & u look at ur cute mobile.expecting a msg from some one but so sad its just dis old stupid frd again!!

When u feel, That nobody loves u, Nobody cares 4 u, & every 1 is ignoring you, N hating u, U should ask urself, Sala ... Chakkar kia hai

Life is like movieIf u r sad-DramaIf u r afraid-SuspenceIf u r angry-Angrywhen u look at the mirror-ComedyNow u r snilling- thats HORROR

If anyone is having a bad day remember that today in 1976 Ronald Wayne sold his 10% stake in Apple for 800 Now it s worth 58 065 210 000