Once rajnikanth played ‘Statue-Statue’ with a girl.Till date she is stuck.We know her as the ‘Statue of Liberty’.

Wat a RIP OFF I saw a book in the store titled: 37 Mating Positions I took it home sat in my room opend it Damn it It was a book on CHESS

FLASH NEWZ:The Vodafone dog is died company is scearching for new cute dog so,b care full on road i dont want 2miss u... dont go on roads

Acquaintance: So have you sold anything since you took up writing full-time? Writer: Yes My car the TV and a couple of items of jewellery

I hate it when people point to their wrists to ask for the time I mean seriously do I point to my crotch when I need to go to a Restroom?

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Afantastic sing board displayed in highways for rncouraging slow driving..."Mr LATE" is always better then "LATE Mr."

Indian Cricket team also supports Anna Hazare - They have decided not to win even a single Test match until the Jan Lokpal bill is passed

Some things you have to do every day.Eating seven apples on Saturday nightinstead of one a day justisn’t going to get the job done.

Dis is how Rajnikant Can Inspire People:Once Rajnikant gav kiss 2 his Galfrnd In front of a Kid..today dat Kid is known asImran Hashmi..!

V Pronounce 22 as TwentyTwo, 33 as Thirty Three,44 as FortyFour,55 as FiftyFive, Why not 11 as OnetyOne?Doubt By last bench asociation...

I was rejected at a job interview becauseWhn i was asked to give an exampleof good team work,i replied"Mass bunk"Was i wrong?!!

What is da true meaning of ‘Study’ ???S. SleepingT. TalkingU. Unlimited smsD. DreamingY. Yawning…So study hard ok !!!!

Two frinds who hadn t seen each other in several years met on the street 1st: Who are u working 4 now?2nd: Same people My wife 4 children

When things go wrong when sadness fills ur heart when tears flow in ur eyes always remember 3 things: I m with u U have money Bar is open