Beggar: I m the author of a book called 150 Methods to Become Rich Man: Then why are you begging? Beggar: This is one of the best methods

hold ur right cheek wid ur right hand.n hold ur left cheek wid ur left hand.u know wat it is...meri taraf googli woogli wosh happy winter.

I saw u on road today U were lukin so fine ur face so divine ur walk so perfect My heart started singing a sweet song: Who Let The Dog Out

crazy fact:the longest 5mins in the world r the last 5mins of the LECTURE...while the shortest 5mins r the snooz after the alarm ring...!!

U r Very special 4 me.So i want 2 gift u N-73NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGin lena pure hai.

Notice at a Church: Don t leave ur Purse/Watch/Handbag/Mobile/GIRLFRIEND unattended Bcoz others may think it`s an answer to their prayers

Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid.

If a black cat falls down in water.. wat will the white ct say?..........DONT THINK LIKE SCIENTIST. It will say only "Meow Meow"

May our friendship turn into silver silver into gold gold into diamonds and may our diamonds be forever Then we ll sell it OK? Fifty-Fifty

Double heart attack message by a girl to a boy: 1st Msg: Let`s break up now it`s all over 2nd Msg: Sorry Sorry Sorry That was not for you

Think big think smart think positive think beautiful think great I know this is too much for you so here is a shortcut just think about ME

Remember 2 remember me forget to forget me Even if u try to remember to forget me I ll never forget to remember to remind u to remember me

India is a nation & dadar is a station..Wah wah...India is a nation & dadar is a station...Dont fall in love first complete ur education...

A lesson frm Grammer:"The past will always be simple. The Future will always be Perfect & the Present will always be Tensed..!" :

Income Tax Officer: You should pay your taxes with smile Young Lady: I have tried it thrice but every time they insist on cash or a cheque