Difference between a man falling from 1st floor & a man falling from 10th floor-Former goes DHAP AAAAAAAAAA....&Later goes AAAAAAAA DHAP! ;)

iPhone > Android > Nokia > Land phone > Typewriter > 2 cans and a string > Message in a bottle > Pigeon with a note taped to it > Blackberry

I Used Facebook ForA Few Days And GotAddicted To It..But I Am Studying Since I Was 4..........Why The Hell I Am Not Getting Addicted ToIt =P

how we see things outside depends on how things are inside us.Rs 100/- look so big when we go to temple and so small when we go to multiplex

I send this fish as a sign of friendship Please take care of it & keep it in mobile & daily put your mobile in water so tat fish wont DIE:-)

Mother: Our baby is going to be an auctioneer when he grows up Husband: How do you know? Mother: He already has your watch under the hamme

Hoarding At One Hospital"Improve Your Food Habits...Eat Your Food As Medicine0therwiseYou Have To Eat Medicine AsYour Food ..." ;)

4Ur SMS is brkfast 4 me,ur SMS is lunch 4 me,ur SMS is diner 4 me BUT my dear friend,today is not my Upvas then why r u not sending SMS 2 me

Filmi life aur Asli life me kya ANTAR hai?Santa:Film me bahut mushkilo k badshadi hoti hai. Asli life me shadi k bad bahut mushkil hoti hai.

If?1=5,2=25,3=125,4=625,then 5=?Think befor scrolling down!Answer is 1,Remember 1st line 1=5!Moral: Dont complicate simple things in LiFe :)

Once Rajnikant forgot his toys in America when he was small..........................Now that place is known as"Disney Land".. :-P

Dream makes everything possible Hope makes everything work Luv makes everything beautiful Smile makes all the above So always Brush ur Teeth

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This is for ADULTS Only. . .If you areUnder the Age of 18,Please PleaseDon’t read this sms.........Election is coming,Please Do Vote.!

My life has always taught me one great lesson, which should be kept in mind for entire lifetime!Maggi can never b made in 2 minutes...:-):-P