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B4 u speak - listen,B4 u write - think,B4 u spend - earn,B4 u criticise - wait,B4 u pray - forgive,B4 u quit - try,B4 u msg others - msg me.

What is Talent and wt is Intelligence ? Walking on a tight rope over Niagra Falls is Talent. not Trying such a thing is called Intelligence.

Dear Smartphone Please stop auto-completing all my swear words You piece of shut You re a can t Just go to he ll Thank you You motherfake

Finally it has happened!over the decades!BEERis now cheaper than ONIONS!"NO MORE TEARS...ONLY BEERS"..CHEERS...! Hehehehe.........

Think big think smart think positive think beautiful think great; I know this is too much for you so here is a shortcut; Just think about me

ta ta ta ta ta ta ta TA ta ta ta ta ta ta.....Wat is d moral of this line....????...................Anek "ta" me ek "TA"

How do u identify a true music lover? A man when he hears a woman singing in the bathroom and puts his ear to the keyhole instead of his eye

What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time?It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends.

Breaking News: Latest sponsor of the Indian Cricket Team: Whisper Ultra BCCI felt it appropriate as the team is undergoing its worst PERIOD

Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks To be as rich as his child believes To have as many women as his wife suspects

U hav cute eyes,U hav sweet voice,U hav beautifull nose,U hav smart look,U hav sharp brain.Ohh teri di ! Phir galat numbr te snd ho geya...!

Importance of thumbChild use it 4 suckingIlliterate ppl use for stampWinners for victoryAnd my fans use it for reading my m=sgsOh you tooo ;)

SPICY FACT:THE FIRST L GUARD IN CRICKET WAS USED IN 1874AND FIRST HELMET IN 1974IT TOOK 100 YRS FOR MEN TO REALIZE-BRAIN IS ALSO IMPORTANT !!

Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How about this card it says To the only boy I ever loved Gal: Great I want 10 of them