Thought 4 d day......Never underestimate anyone.....Bcoz an ANT might be SMALL, But can bite ur BUM......Can u bite its BUM ???.....Mind it !!

HEIGHT OF BADLUCK!I jst wantd to KISS the Sweetest,The Cutest & the Loveliest Person on dis EARTH,But wat to do,My LIPS cant touch my CHEEKS..

When u r down no one is there don t think of me When u r crying no one is there then too don t just think of me call me up my incoming is free

Hum Tumpe Itna DyingJitna Sea Me Pani Lying,Akash Me Panchi Flying,Bhanwara Bagiya Me Gaying,Kabse Hum Yunhi Crying,Why You Are Not Replying..

U r thousands of miles away from me still I m watching ur every movement on 3 difft channels: Pogo Cartoon network Animal planet Thnx to media

Five things that make Indians happy: 1 Buy 1 Get 1 Free 2 Flat 50% off 3 Tatkal ticket confirmation 4 Winning cricket match 5 Wife not at home

When u r down no one is there don t think of me When u r crying no one is there then too don t just think of me call me up my incoming is free

If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing inyour life.If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing inyour life.

If a Gorilla,catches u,what wil u do?.....I know!I know!U both wil hug first,Then start cryingIts natural if twins meet aftr a long time...;-)

Once in a jungle all the animals were eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA But girraffe was not eating Why? Because Oonche log oonchi pasand MANIKCHAND

Once Rajnikant bought 4 acers of land and made 4 wells at each corner. People asked wht was he doing. He answerd that he wanted to play Carrom

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Height of shame :A girl with her face covered on a bus stopA man on a bike stops and says: chalti hai kya ??Girl replies.......Papa mein hoon.

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