difference between ignorance and selfcontrolwhen u c d mirror, u dont laugh thatz IGNORANCEwhen i look at u,i also dont laugh thatzSELF CONTROL

U get rich as U grow oldU start getting Silver in ur hair.Gold in ur teeth.Sugar in ur blood.Stones in ur kidney & Never ending supply of GAS!!

Nokia is xpected 2 launchNOKIA R-1"Rajni"series in 2011Wit 10sims at a tym500GB memry320 M.pixels cameraTV,Fridge,AC & Car in 1mobile

from mon to sun, from jan to dec, from birth to till my death, my feeling 4 u have never changed. for me you have always been...... A Headache.

4:36 PM on 16/03/2012 Add all numbers in groups of twos: 43+6+16+03+20+12=100 A perfect time and date for scoring a century by Sachin Tendulka

The NEXT GENERATION KG POEM.DRINKING DRINKING LITTLE BEER,HW I WONDER WHICH BAR IS NEAR,QUARTER RATES R UP SO HIGH,DRINK A PEG WITH CHICKEN FRY

Girls Are Never WrongJust Sometimes Confused ,Rude, Stubborn, Senseless,Emotional, Unchangeable ,Crazy, Stupid...n Even MadButNEVER WRONG ... =

CAT is outdated.Now d students have 2 prepare forRAT...Wondering what it is?...RAJANIKANT APTITUDE TEST.....HAPPY BIRTHDAY RAJNI SIR. YOU ROCK.

MatHs pj-"Usne na ki meri mohabbt ki kdar,Usne na ki meri mohabbt ki kdar,To mene b soch liya,TWO PARALLEL LINES NEVER INTERSECT EACH Oth

Once Rajnikant and a small girl were playing cards. Rajni loses the game inspite having 3 ACES. Why?? Because The girl had 3 RAJNIKANTS…

old ppl used to annoy me at weddings by pinching my cheeks n saying "U r nxt".dey stpd doing dat wen i started doing same at funerals

Do You Know Why The Spelling Of Women Starts With W??Because All Quetions In The World Start With W..Such AsWho?Why?What?When?Which?Whom?Where?

tommy is a dog..n u r a flower..waah waahtumi is a dog n u r a flower...waah waahtommy lifts his leg n gives u a shower...!!ab bolo waah waah!!

Tabiyat thik nahi thi Tantrik ko dikhaya Tantrik bola bhoot ka saya hai kisi ghor paapi ko SMS karo theek ho jaoge Ab accha mahsus kar raha hoon

Newton gave us just the three dumb laws of motion. Rajinikanth has already given us 33,945 laws of commotion and the count is far from completed