A terror for the dayWhen I was studying in schol my Teachers used 2 wear sun glasses..Do u know why?Because, I was such a "BRIGHT STUDENT!

A Very TrueThoughtWhich I ReallyExperienced Today..."Whenever I WannaFall In Love With MyBOOKS ...My BEDFalls In LoveWith me ..." ;-

Where do you see MANGOES? Mango tree No Fruit Shop No Maaza Drink No Then exactly where does one sees it? A: Wherever Woman Goes MAN GOES

A software engineer was smoking Girl: Didnt you see the warning? Smoking is injurious to health Er : We bother only about errors not warnings

Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming 2 her husband Darling Come quick Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids

Lion sleep 18 hrs a day,If Hard work is the secret to success,then donkey would have been the king of jungle.Dedicated to all my lazy friends!!

Difference between rain in INDIA and DUBAI:In Dubai after rain,water disappears in 5 mins.In india after rain,the road disappears in 5 mins...!

REAKING nEWS!!!!Santa & Banta have decided to commit suicide ; rumors for reason : They are feeling neglected and bored becoz of Rajnikant !!!

In USA Edison s birthday is celebrated every year by a power cut of 2 minutes In India due to over respect we celebrate it daily for 4-6 hours

A NEGATIVE person c glass of water half emptyA POSITIVE person sees it half fullBut a REALISTIC person add 60 ml whisky to it & says CHEERS ;-)

Legal Voting Age Fr Boys- 18yrs..Legal Marryng Age Fr Boys- 21Yrs..Wat Is Proved??"Its Tougher To Control A Wife, Than A Country" !!!

99% of girls are beautifull in the world................... remaining 1%.......................is in my class ;) ...good morning hve a nice day

Why are there many more organisations against fur clothing than against leather clothing? Because it is easier to harass rich women than bikers

When a black cat fallsdown,wat will the white cat say..???::::::::::::::;:Dont start thinking like an idiot. it will only say....Meaaaoooon....

4 Years40 Subjects400 Practicals4000 Lectures40000 SubmissionsA Normal Human Being Can’t Do ItRemaining Abnormals Are Called** DOCTORS **