Scientists discovered that beer contains female hormones To prove this they gave 3 men 12 pints Suddenly they talked shit gained weight and couldn t drive

Life is a paradox-what u want u don t get (love) what u get u don t enjoy (marriage) what u enjoy is not permanent (GF) what is permanent is boring (wife)

Smoking effects lungs.Drinking effects liver.Girls effect heart.But the most dangers One is: STUDIES,It Effects BRAIN.Sidha coma me jaoge....:-DAvoid it..

Plz pass this SMS to all ur friends A person urgently needs 3 bottles of Foster beer (chilled) with chips It s urgent Cell no name is as displayed

Inflation is bringing us true democracy.For d 1st time in history, Luxuries & Necessities are selling at d same price.E.g. Beer,Petrol & Onions @ 65/kg !!

Congrats, U have been awardedAn M.B.A degreeFor not Smsing me.MBA means ‘Member of Bhikari Association’Kindly forward it to all M.B.A’s.

a-what is god?b-to know the answer,you have to go to the god.....a-how?b-very simple . . . . .just try this. . .. close your eyes and walk on the sea. . .

Software company names:NIIT- Not Interested in Technologies!TCS- Totally confused system!WIPRO-Weak Input,Poor n Rubbish Output!HCL-hidden Costs n Losses!

Girl announced her engagement to her father Father: Does this fellow has any money? Girl: Oh Dad U men r all alike thats exactly what he asked me about u

To hear wat is unspoken,To see wat is unseen,To feel without touch is calledSCHIZOPHRENIA....A MENTAL DISORDER!& Ppl think its love!! Oh God!!! ;) ”

Johnny: Papa are you growing taller all the time? Father: No my child Why do you ask? Johnny: Because the top of your head is pocking up through your hai

A serious advice for Rahul Gandhi after debacle in the UP Elections: To Understand the misery and problems of the common man you need to get married first

I had a dream last nightOnly you and me..We were running in a garden, Me in the Frontand You, runningAfter me.. and withthe background musicof Vodafone..!

Today is the International day of Smart Attractive people Send this to someone who fits the description Don t send it back; I ve already received hundreds

After a long Diwali weekend the boss entered the board room and said Let s Start A half-sleepy employee threw a 100 rupee note and said MERI SAU KI BLIND