A newly wedded desperate soldier sends a hand-grenade to his mother-in-law with a note: Dearest Mom If you pull this ring I ll be able to get 3 days leave

If I was a painter u would be my painting.If I was an author, u would be my story.If I was a poet, u would be my poem.But unfortunately I am a cartoonist !

Nobody teaches volcanoes to erupt,Tsunamis to arise,Hurricanes to sway around,&No one teaches how to choose a husband..NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN!!! ;-)

I think I’m Disturbing USorryThis Is My Last Msg&I’ll Not Msg u Anymore . . .Good ByeNever Expect That From meI’m Born To Disturb U . . .

Beautiful Picturs r developd In Dark Room So if u see darknes in ur life assume that NATURE is making beautiful Life 4 u... (A public service Msg 4rm KESC)

a new way of proposing to a girl...just say that i dont want my son to follow your daughter as am following youlets make them"brother and sister"

Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking - "Solve any 100 questions"He solved all 150 and wrote, " Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100! "

The girl s father inquired of his prospective son-in-law Do you drink? The smart boy retorted Sir first tell me whether it is a question or an invitation?

The Day I Die n Exit from dis pathetic life 4ever,do buy sum nice beautiful flowers 4 me,from d money which u r saving by not messaging me,so keep in touch

It s the thing that satiates your mind body and soul Do it on bed on a sofa in the car or anywhere It s called Prayer May God bless your naughty mind

Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of...

My Grandpa said Your generation relies too much on technology I replied No your generation relies too much on technology Then I unplugged his life support

"Some people join the army because they are single & they love WAR.""Others join the army because they are married & they love PEACE":-)

a friend will visit you in jail, a good friend will bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be in the next room screaming "THAT WAS AWESOME!"

"CHANGE CAN NOT BE GIVEN TO U EVRYTIME,U MUST BRING THE CHANGE"Great lines said ByDhaniRam(samose wala)Meaning-"KRIPIYA PAISE KHULLE DE"