oger federer : ask me anything about tennisi know everythingRajnikant: in that casetell me how many holes arre there in the net...Federer unconcious:MIND IT

Sometimes you might catch me staring at you It s not because you are cute but bcoz my mom told me that devils have tails and I m just wondering where s yours?

Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

Every Student Gets0pportunity To EnjoyTheir Student Life. . .But ,Some Miss Those BeautifulMoments & Those StupidPeople Are Known As....." TOPPERS "

By A Non-Vegetarian :"Vegetarians Are CruelPeople, They Kill HelplessPlants,We Atleast Have DecencyTo Kill The Chicken WhoCan Run For Its Life ... "

Joke: Studies have shown that majority of college student suffer from intense pain of lower jaw. This is due to uncontrolled excessive yawning during lecture.

Two lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.

My Words Are Antibiotic, My Smile Is analgesic, My Touch Is Anti Inflammatory,My Presence Is Antiseptic,My Feeling Is antipyretic... Thats Why I AmPharmacist.

GOd is great.One such example is hereHe blows the naughty wind which blows the gal’s skirt high, But he sends dust along to close the boys eyes as well.

Someone has kidnapped the Indian cricket team and demanded Rs 50 crore or else he would burn them with kerosene Please donate I have already donated 25 litres

Funny abbrevation of some finanacial terms.BSE = Bombay Se ExitNSE = Nation Se ExitF/O = Future OverNIFTY = No Income For This YearFII = Fraud International I

Girlfriend is like paanipuri always tasty, "lover" is like pizza, hot n spicy, "wife" is like dalchawal no other option but good 4 health.

For A Boy Its Easier To Pick Up A Girl Of Weight 60kg . . .But For The Same Boy Its Quite Difficult To Pick Up A Gas Cylinder Of Weight 14.2kg . .Strange. . .

When I Send an SMSIt Doesn’t MeanYou Have to Dothe SameYou Can SendMovie tickets, Pizza, Chocolates, CDs, DVDsEven DDs & Chequesare AcceptedBE DIFFERENT

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