what happend to your mobile? i was trying to call you but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey you are tring to call is on tree please try late

If any of my msgs are boring to u...If any of my msgs are disturbing u...Dont hesitate and dont feel angry......"U have freedom to throw ur mobile..."

Once a boy inserted a CD into the drive which had “Rajnikanth” written on it… N Guess what happened? The cpu started revolving around the CD.

Misery of a teacher: I don`t mind when students look at their watch during lectures but I get angry when they remove their watch shake it to see if it`s working

Pyaar Ko Mat Chhupao Usey Zarurat Hai Jatane Ki; Apni Pratibhaon Ko Mat Chupao Unhe Zarurat Hai Badhane Ki; Ab Aur Perfume Mat Lagao Tumhe Zarurat Hai Nahane Ki

Its a fact tat wen a baby is born, doctors slap its face 2 make it start breathing. Rare & xceptional cases lik urs, wen rajni was born doctor slaped himself...

Whenever an intelligent man makes any important decision, he closes his eyes, thinks a lot, listens to his heart, uses his head & finally does wat his wife says

Y r u so opposite to me?When i say tea,u say coffee!I say white,u say black!I went to dental hospital,u went to mental hospital!I came back and u still there!:)

- Height of Disappointment -Using Dial-Up Connection 0nYour PC In The Age 0f 3G...AndCompleting Your Tea BeforeINTERNET EXPLORER LoadsA Simple Static Web-page .

Y WOMEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)no one really understands dem 2)all ur mistakes r stored in their memory 3)u find urself spendin all ur money on accessories for dem!

Everyday same wishes Are U bored of it? Let it be difft this time: Let the devils sing around U Mummies dance around u Vampires sit beside U Have a horrible day

Never get jealous when seeing your ex-girlfriend or boyfriend with another person Remember we were taught to give our old toys and clothes to the less fortunate

"Silence s d best ans for all ques..""Smile s d best reaction in all situations.."Unfortunately both never help in viva, review & interview..

Imagine.. Urself in a boat which is sinking,sharks n crocodiles all around u!What can u do 2 save urself???oye budhbak...very simple "stop IMAGINING"!!

In ancient Greece throwing an apple at a woman was considered a MARRIAGE PROPOSAL This tradition still continues - throw an apple (iPhone5) and she will say YES